parenting in google searches
Parenting is undeniably hard. All those rules, expectations, and unanswerable questions. Luckily, we have a resource that was unavailable to the generations before us to help with those questions: Dr. Google. So for your viewing pleasure/entertainment, take a voyeuristic voyage into the recent Google searches conducted by/on behalf of my children:
Why are moose attracted to headlights?
Why do cat ears twitch, but humans don’t?
How do you get diarrhea?
Do cats see differently than humans?
hellhound greek mythology
eevie evolution hack pokémon go
5 seconds of summer perfect
Arbys menu
meat farts
how many legs does a horse have
caesar flickerman
Do octopuses have butts?
Loki son dog
what’s a fibia
how are boogers made?
do mermaids pee
Why is it called a tank top?
What was the first animal that was ever on this earth? And how did it come?
Narwhal eating
Axolotl eating
in some places is it illegal to fart
what animal has the most different species
can fireflies poop